From the Penn State Police Log:
Shortly after 3:00am Saturday, University Park Airport Security reported a male sleeping in the closed airport terminal. The male visitor was identified and found to have consumed beverage alcohol to the degree he was a danger to himself. He was issued citations for trespass and public drunkenness and released.
In the old days we would have said that he was as "drunk as a skunk" and unceremoniously slung him into jail along with Bubba and five of Bubba's sex starved friends. Nowadays we are extremely PC and more concerned about people being a danger to themselves.
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